hehehehe............this is again a hillarous one. I dedicate this to my Bhai. I am sure when he reads this, he will be able to point out the incident at that very moment.
I don't remember the exact date, but the function was one of the recent ones. All the relatives had come and we were all enjoying.
My Bhai and I were sitting in the bedroom and were having a great time as usual. Suddenly an elder, which I don't want to name, came and started chatting with us. The topics were very common. And then suddenly a question was popped--"Ithe BP(Bharat Petrolium) kuthe ahe? Tithe kay changla milta?".
I have never heard of such a question being asked so innocently and so calmly. This is what happens When People Are New to a Place. I then looked at my bro and he looked at me. I was just about to burst into laughter when my bro interrupted and said, "tithle moti prasiddh ahet.". Now that was one more reason for me to laugh. Although I tried to control but could not. But then I left the room immediately thus avoiding insult by laughing at an elder. My brother soon followed me.
After sometime we were sitting in the living room when the same person asked me about my career interests. I started telling about the exam I appeared and the colleges I am interested in. As soon as I finished, the person said,"te ek panvel la pun ahe na.". Now that was something I simply could not stand. I got up from there after sometime and told about it to my Bhai. And then we laughed like we have not in the last ten years.
Whenever we meet, we still remember the incidents and share a great moment.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Thursday, October 25, 2007
My first discotheque visit
hahahaha.............
Thats what comes to my mind when I remember my first discotheque visit. It was 13th Feb 2007. My friend Debu(as I usually call him) and I were as usual out in the evening when he said to me that he needs to ask Sam(I call him so, in fact everybody does) about robots. Sam I tell you a real genious in building robots. You name the inter or intra college robotics competition and you will find him saying "Haan yaar usme participate kiya tha". We both went to Sam's place. They started discussing the robotics and I was telling Debu everything I could, regarding robots, as if I was a mater of robots. I tell you man I was never interested in building robots. Though I liked to watch the competitions very much.
Few minutes later Jitu, Sam's roommate, came. We started talking general stuff and then about discos n all. He said he had contacts in some popular discos. We always wanted to get inside by using contact. Actually I did not want to pay the hefty amount these people charge just to get inside and shake your leg. It was then he(Jitu) took out three passes(two stag and a couple entry). He told us that he got them from one of his friends. It was like a dream come true. After talking on the matter for much time we decided to go. Jitu refused to come. So we three went.
As soon as we decided to go, Sam went on to dress up. Dress up like a ladykiller in black, a Casanova, ready to steal hearts. Debu was as usual reluctant. I remeber he had a worn a T-shirt, ared one, which had a full "Mavali" look. Although he had put a leather jacket on top of that, but that Osho chappal was nullyfying the effect. I was dressed in jeans and T-shirt with a denim jacket. Finally I asked him if he could bring a girl so that we all can enter. But Debu said he can't, so we decided to fool the checker by keeping two stag passes at the top and the couple one at the bottom.
It was cold when we stepped out. We had just one bike. So the only option was to go "tripse". The disco "Syn" was in front of police commissioner office. So if get caught, we will have to shell out at least 100 bucks. But still we decided to continue with the plan. The place was not far away from Sam's place. Debu handed over the keys to me. And I drove the bike "CBZ".
It was getting late. We had to get insie before 12. So we parked the bike and went into the mall. The Syn was on the third floor. We tried for the elevators but none of them were working. So we just ran up as fast as we could. When we saw the entry we relaxed a bit and then wid hell lot of attitude I walked to hand over the passes to the person at the entry. Behind me was Sam, and then Debu. Debu was in sleeping mood and was trudging. I gave the passes to him. The guy dressed in a blazer said "I guess you haven't paid for the passes. You will have to pay 1500 bucks,500 each". Sam replied, "How did you make out that ?". It was obvious. And even if we would have paid for them, he still would have asked us the same question because Debu had dressed 'charmingly'. He said "I distributed many passes but I haven't got the money back. From where did you get these passes?". Sam told about the roomie and his friend. He even asked the person to have a talk with Jitu. And then Sam took out his 'fantastic phone with all latest technical features' and called his roomie. In between people were going in and everybody was looking at us. What an embarrassing situation it was. Jitu then talked to the guy. After few minutes he sent a message saying "come back". At that time we felt as if we will murder Jitu. We slowly turned to elevators. This time the lift showed up. We walked down.
Our stomachs were aching. We had not eaten anything. Moreover when we went to take bike a cop van was standing there. So we decided to that one of us will walk a few meters. After few meters we were again on our CBZ like Baburao, Raju and Shyam zooming in he cold to find something to eat. Sam then told us a small restaurant remains open till late night. So we went there and ordered "Pav bhaji". We ate it and then came a whoppping bill of 108 bucks. It was like "Khaya piya kuch nahin aur glass toda athana". We then paid the bill, dropped Sam to his place, had a 'pleasant' talk with Jitu and came back.
hahahahahahha...................................................
Thats what comes to my mind when I remember my first discotheque visit. It was 13th Feb 2007. My friend Debu(as I usually call him) and I were as usual out in the evening when he said to me that he needs to ask Sam(I call him so, in fact everybody does) about robots. Sam I tell you a real genious in building robots. You name the inter or intra college robotics competition and you will find him saying "Haan yaar usme participate kiya tha". We both went to Sam's place. They started discussing the robotics and I was telling Debu everything I could, regarding robots, as if I was a mater of robots. I tell you man I was never interested in building robots. Though I liked to watch the competitions very much.
Few minutes later Jitu, Sam's roommate, came. We started talking general stuff and then about discos n all. He said he had contacts in some popular discos. We always wanted to get inside by using contact. Actually I did not want to pay the hefty amount these people charge just to get inside and shake your leg. It was then he(Jitu) took out three passes(two stag and a couple entry). He told us that he got them from one of his friends. It was like a dream come true. After talking on the matter for much time we decided to go. Jitu refused to come. So we three went.
As soon as we decided to go, Sam went on to dress up. Dress up like a ladykiller in black, a Casanova, ready to steal hearts. Debu was as usual reluctant. I remeber he had a worn a T-shirt, ared one, which had a full "Mavali" look. Although he had put a leather jacket on top of that, but that Osho chappal was nullyfying the effect. I was dressed in jeans and T-shirt with a denim jacket. Finally I asked him if he could bring a girl so that we all can enter. But Debu said he can't, so we decided to fool the checker by keeping two stag passes at the top and the couple one at the bottom.
It was cold when we stepped out. We had just one bike. So the only option was to go "tripse". The disco "Syn" was in front of police commissioner office. So if get caught, we will have to shell out at least 100 bucks. But still we decided to continue with the plan. The place was not far away from Sam's place. Debu handed over the keys to me. And I drove the bike "CBZ".
It was getting late. We had to get insie before 12. So we parked the bike and went into the mall. The Syn was on the third floor. We tried for the elevators but none of them were working. So we just ran up as fast as we could. When we saw the entry we relaxed a bit and then wid hell lot of attitude I walked to hand over the passes to the person at the entry. Behind me was Sam, and then Debu. Debu was in sleeping mood and was trudging. I gave the passes to him. The guy dressed in a blazer said "I guess you haven't paid for the passes. You will have to pay 1500 bucks,500 each". Sam replied, "How did you make out that ?". It was obvious. And even if we would have paid for them, he still would have asked us the same question because Debu had dressed 'charmingly'. He said "I distributed many passes but I haven't got the money back. From where did you get these passes?". Sam told about the roomie and his friend. He even asked the person to have a talk with Jitu. And then Sam took out his 'fantastic phone with all latest technical features' and called his roomie. In between people were going in and everybody was looking at us. What an embarrassing situation it was. Jitu then talked to the guy. After few minutes he sent a message saying "come back". At that time we felt as if we will murder Jitu. We slowly turned to elevators. This time the lift showed up. We walked down.
Our stomachs were aching. We had not eaten anything. Moreover when we went to take bike a cop van was standing there. So we decided to that one of us will walk a few meters. After few meters we were again on our CBZ like Baburao, Raju and Shyam zooming in he cold to find something to eat. Sam then told us a small restaurant remains open till late night. So we went there and ordered "Pav bhaji". We ate it and then came a whoppping bill of 108 bucks. It was like "Khaya piya kuch nahin aur glass toda athana". We then paid the bill, dropped Sam to his place, had a 'pleasant' talk with Jitu and came back.
hahahahahahha...................................................
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